Saturday, April 30, 2011

w a n n a b e t h i s g i r l

or maybe the dog?
dunno.
don't really care.....
cos BOTH are cool.


Bogey in my hair.

SACA UNA FOTO


Laura Barnes- Waterloo Bridge- 2010
(She's a slut and did not send a photo of Chile)

Thursday, April 28, 2011

NEWS OF THE WEEK

Bringin' home the Bacon






Any of you who have been reading Philly's blog will by now be aware of his obsession with bacon brought on by, obviously its delishiousness, but also because you cna not buy 'normal' bacon here.

WEll...it seems bacon is taking the world BY STORM.
First Bacon Vodka...now Bacon cologne.

One-ounce bottles of bacōn, pronounced "bay-cone," sell for $36 and can be ordered at the product's website, fargginay.com. The unisex line comes in Gold and Classic, offering bold and subtle bacon scents, respectively.


The creator of the scent, John Leydon, soon hopes to have bacōn sold in fine department stores around the country.

"My ambition is to be in high-end retailers," Leydon, 44, said in a phone interview with AOL News. "You'll never walk into Spencer's Gifts and see this product. It's too classy."

Here's hoping it doesn't catch on....

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!!

its Lulo's birthday today and here are a few reasons why she's Tony the Tiger grrrrrreaat!

She's stylish


She can swim


She can pull off any lip colour


She likes tigers


She tops up on vital H20


She has XTREME ice skating skillz


She is a friend to the animals


She is serious


AND SHE'S FRIENDS WITH MEEEE!!


What's not to love??


She is the most amazing friend in the world and the kindest person i know.
She knows me inside out and upside down and can cleverly decipher my many typo's with the upmost of ease.
She's the best,
She's the most beautiful,
She's my Lulo.


Happy 22nd Birthday lovely girlie.


i.love.you.
so.much

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

T.A.L.C.A

This weekend i spent da bunny season with my lovely Lore and her family in the South in Talca.


I was soopa excited to meet her crazy family (of 30 cousins!) who i'd heard so much about, and who it seems had heard so much about me.


On Thursday after work we went back to Lore's for lunch and hot chococlate with Gilmore Girls in bed followed by an accidental 2 hour nap (the result of our everyday 6.30 wake up call to get to work on time) and then headed off to Talca in Lore's friend's Seba's car at 9pm.
i hate traffic.
We arrived at Lore's at 12.30am and went straight to beddy boo wrapped up in Lore's flannel pink pj's with different coloured circles on them and a silver glittery border. Yeh.....anyone who knows me or has ever seen my underwear or night wear know that's not quite the way i roll.....but i was indeed warm. Perhaps toasty even.


Friday morning Lore and i slept in until we were ready for brekkie which was AMAZING.
c.a.k.e
An amazing GLUTEN FREE soft meringue cake of 4 layers which had alternate layers of cream and raspberry jam. I had 2 pieces.
We then settled down to do some work- me on my stupid essays for Kings, she on her thesis.
After a big lunch and a movie we headed over to her Grandma's house where i met the cousins.




Questions, questions, questions.
They had certainly heard about me and wanted to know everything! One aunty even asked what my personal relationship was to Kate Middleton and seemed almost angry when i said i not only didn't know her but had never even seen her or William on the street.


Her family was soooo welcoming and i seemed to fit right in with all her amazing cousins (the majority of which are girls) who are all insane and loud and jump on eachother and are awesome.


Cake total: 7


Saturday Lore and i woke up late again and then headed off to the asado at her grandma's house (bbq).
Her grandma has this outhouse especially for bbq's with this super profesh, huge built-in grill which was just LAIDEN with meat meat meat.








After the whole family just moped around lying on sofas,dozing or playing games or watching movies until tea time.
Yes, more food.


Tea time was home-made quesillo (a special type of chilean cheese) with ham, avocado, tomatoes, bread and tea and coffee.


After this Lore, Vale (her brothers gf),Jesu (one of her cousins) and i took the youngest cousins, Panki and Mane (both 6) to watch the family "men's football game". 
It was hilarious.
Panki and Mane are arch enemy rivals who spend all their time together and whatever one does the other must top and then subsequently push the other over for even doing said thing in the first place. Good times.


Mane y Panki

We then came back to the house for dinner which ws some kind of pasta-y thing and another gluteny thing and soup and salad and cake.
I said no to all of these and i was by this point resembling either a house or maybe a whale? but definately feeling like BOTH.


Cake total: 5


We then headed to Lore's cousins house next door and started pre-drinking for going out. The whole night was sooo funnn and its the first time ive been properly out dancing in AGESSS.


The next day DA EASTER BUNNY CAMEEEEEEEEE!!!






After shit loads of chocolate, a hangover from the night before and general exhaustion from having to meet so many new people and from speaking only spanish alllll weekend i was exhauted and totally ready to go home which ended up taking forever because of traffic and we still had to wake up at 6.30 the next day for work :(


Nonetheless, an amazing weekend of food, fun and food.


Thanks Lore!!



Thursday, April 21, 2011

NEWS OF THE WEEK

Playboy's Dirty!




Are you one to believe this?
Well you should.
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. 

Scores of bunnies and old men alike fell ill after a recent party at the playboy mansion that experts are syaing is due to the Legionella bacteria found in one hot tub.

The bacteria, that causes Legionnaires' disease and a milder illness called Pontiac fever provokes symptoms such as a fever and headache. 

Officials contacted 439 people and found that 123 had fevers and at least one other symptom (what OTHER symptom!?) with 69 falling ill on the same day. 


Not sure that the kind of dirty people had in mind...