Down with brown.

THAT'S IT!
Ive had enough of Nutella yearnings EVERYTIME i walk past a crêperie and see the huuggeee pots of nutella gently melting next to the warm crêpes, EVERYTIME i walk past the sweet condament section in any supermarket, EVERYTIME i dream of spooning sweet soft Nutella straight from the jar.


Enough is enough.


I'm going to take matters into my own hands.


Question: How do you make yourself no longer want to eat something?
Answer: You eat so much you make yourself feel sick.


I'm now on 500g of Nutella in one day and i can safely say that the above strategy is working.


I am now looking at my pot of nutella with hatred. 
What was once once sweet nutty butty heaven is now just a huge pot o' brown stuff.
What once was a comfort food, now aint so comforting.
What once i craved, i am literally now staring at, moomin spoon in hand, shivvering with the fear that i will have to lick one more spoonful (and obviously because its just friggin cold in our appartment)


I hate you Nutella.
I hate you.


Why are there no jars of you that contain only 100g?
Why do you taste so good with everything? (especially bananas)
WHY WAS I NEVER GIVEN YOU AS A CHILD AND THUS WOULDNT SEE YOU AS SUCH A NOVELTY AND THEREFORE THIS WOULDNT BE AN ISSUE!?


So many questions.....
One answer.


SCREW YOU NUTELLA.


Your reign is over.